1. • needless smelliness

  2. • cocker spaniels

  3. • cats

  4. • smelly cats

  5. • cats that make things smelly

  6. • cats

  7. • middle class white guys dressing in gangsta/hip hop attire.

  8. • the legitimation of violence by hip hop and gangsta rap

  9. • cats

  10. • the faux license tag which reads: “ACTS 2:38 Repent and be Baptized” (how about mentioning some salvation there)

  11. • accidentally laughing at some of my students’ answers on tests . . . while they’re right there

  12. • the big orange cat that keeps going into my garage

  13. • dumb christian stickers

  14. • dumb political stickers

  15. • dumb stickers

  16. • deliberate stupidity (explains my self-loathing)

  17. • Fox News

  18. • news on Fox

  19. • news on Fox 19 Cincinnati

  20. • local news about squirrels and “human interest stories”

  21. • the assumption that a politician is going to represent an individual’s Christian values because they’re Christian values

  22. • the assumption that we vote for people who can legislate Christian morality

  23. • cats

  24. • Hershey’s chocolate

  25. • students who don’t exert any effort but complain about their grade

  26. •the assumption that an individual’s owning a gun somehow embodies the spirit of the second amendment (the force of which is to ensure the security of the State).